you: this domino's pizza is artisan
me, an actual appreciator of artisan food: FUCK you
stickman
theres no need to feel downi said stickman
theres a non-homogenous pattern of galaxies all around
subway conductors who are assertive but friendly: 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit
The Signs as PSAT Things (10/19)
Aries: the American Axe
Taurus: “artisan pizza”
Gemini: red and silver maples
Cancer: box with an open top
Leo: “the alive dominator”
Virgo: “next stop: 42nd Street Station, Times Square”
Libra: coffee store loyalty program
Scorpio: “what percentage were over 40 years old?”
Sagittarius: the Stickman
Capricorn: “the amount of rent for an apartment when the landlord raises rent by $125 every 12 months”
Aquarius: Don Juan Ribero
Pisces: dolphin popping noises
potential mate: come boatwhistle with me, babe
male toadfish: i can't, there's dolphin pops
potential mate: but my parents aren't home
male toadfish: my stress hormones are very high right now, inhibiting my ability to boatwhistle
As a 4 year old, this was the funniest thing I’d ever seen. I think I talked about it for days.
This is still funny to me.
lmfao just walking away at the end like fuck this shit I’m out
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when people judge you for having a sugar daddy
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